Tiger Woods Tuesday

Ah, Tiger… we’re even starting to feel bad for you. Why did you ever get married if this is what things have come to? Why didn’t you use protection? Why, why, why…

His newest alleged mistress:

Some reading:

Mistress was “preggers twice” by Woods

More NY Post pictures of Joslyn James

Tiger Woods Needs To Surface Soon

The Tiger Woods Factor

We’re not justifying all the Tiger media coverage, we’re just passing it along. Let it be a lesson to all you professionals out there. Do right always. When in doubt, it’s probably not wise to tie the knot. And why would one cheat on Elin Nordegren anyway?

The Monday Brees

Drew Brees is King of New Orleans, and he’s gone mad with power.

Dwayne Wade took home the NBA All-Star MVP trophy.

USC AD Mike Garret is “terribly embarrassed” by the stigma of an NCAA investigation.

The UFC’s salary structure took a blow from Heath Herring.

La La and Melo are tying the knot.

The Showtime Lakers were a horny bunch. Magic, we’re looking at you.

Charles Barkley on Gatorade:

Romanowski’s Required Reading

- Someone once told me people from Kentucky can’t spell. My initial thought was, how’s someone from a state connected to the Mississippi River and Tennessee going to have  spelling problems?

Then I saw John Wall’s new uniform:

Case closed.

- Adding Bill Romanowski to your staff as a strength and conditioning coach would be like making Michael Vick Cesar Millan’s chauffeur. What a mess.

- The House That Wilt Built… a house like a church with an 8-foot waterbed.

- Kevin McHale has officially dubbed Kevin Durant as The Icicle: “He’s ‘The Icicle.’ Long, skinny and cold-blooded.”

- Another NBA nude photo apology. Question: At what point would the league require players to use team-issued camera-less phones?

- And finally, if you haven’t joined Club Trillion yet it’s time to step up. Here’s an interview with Club Tril founder Mark Titus, Ohio State’s bench-warming blogger. Quality.

Brace Yourselves

This spectacle was sent to us from a certain CEO of a certain sports technology company in DUMBO, NY.

Why You May Not Want To See Sports In 3D

ESPN plans to launch a 3D channel in time for this year’s World Cup. This is the downside. Not even Newcastle deserves that.

Wait a second, is that… it can’t be… that guy looks just like…

Rex Ryan!

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In other ESPN news, the network has decided to subtract 357 from 360, giving ESPN360.com a new name - ESPN3. Finally, a little sensibility. The thought of 357 other channels in the making always overwhelmed me.